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AngelofMercy Seeker


Posts : 175 Points : 190 Location : Wood River, Illinois Join date : 2012-02-18
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:25 pm | |
| He had a horrible toothache (not unlike the moderator), and Walmart doesn't accept his "Cash" which is chickens. Walmart has many chickens already and they don't need anymore....sooooo, the monster crawled to K-Mart where he could buy some Monster oral gel. When he got there..... | |
|  | | fr3akinther00m Skull of Knowledge


Posts : 330 Points : 396 Join date : 2012-03-15
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:59 am | |
| sally was walking out and said if your looking for monster oral jel I just bought the last of it . The monster responded " but ur no monster" . Sally said " your right but i have a monster of a toothache ". Then the monster --- | |
|  | | AngelofMercy Seeker


Posts : 175 Points : 190 Location : Wood River, Illinois Join date : 2012-02-18
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Tue Apr 24, 2012 5:07 pm | |
| ripped the monster oral jel out of her hand, accidentally ripping off one of her arms. Sally cried "Ouch" that really hurt. I hope your tooth was worth is. Now I have to go to the hospital and have an arm attached made of pig skin and chicken gibblets....Thanks a lot!" She stormed away followed by a trail of blood....suddenly, a land shark caught the scent of blood and.... | |
|  | | Finklebean Seeker

Posts : 166 Points : 218 Join date : 2012-04-14
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Wed Apr 25, 2012 10:31 am | |
| Followed Sally to the hospital, before they could make her new arm, the land shark ate all of the chicken gibblets and pigskin, so... | |
|  | | AngelofMercy Seeker


Posts : 175 Points : 190 Location : Wood River, Illinois Join date : 2012-02-18
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Thu Apr 26, 2012 1:39 am | |
| She had to use her good arm to yank all of the gibbets, and chickens out of the shark......suddenly and quite shockingly she also pulled out an old license plate from a Chevy Van. Hmmmmm, she thought, if I could only find the van that goes with this license plate I could..... | |
|  | | DeathBlooms Admin

Posts : 1536 Points : 3288 Location : Wood River IL Join date : 2011-01-24
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:44 pm | |
| Steal it. So she went searching for the van. On her way looking for the van she came across a raccoon. They raccoon walked up to her and said "I like green beans" then Sally responded... | |
|  | | fr3akinther00m Skull of Knowledge


Posts : 330 Points : 396 Join date : 2012-03-15
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:17 pm | |
| I dont like green beans I love them . and I dont steal . I barrow so If im gonna ever going to get any where lets get going.. | |
|  | | DeathBlooms Admin

Posts : 1536 Points : 3288 Location : Wood River IL Join date : 2011-01-24
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Fri Apr 27, 2012 10:30 pm | |
| so they started walking and Sally asked the raccoon "where are we going?" and the raccoon said "We are going to the pet cemetery to see my dead friend the fox...it took forever but they finally got there and... | |
|  | | AngelofMercy Seeker


Posts : 175 Points : 190 Location : Wood River, Illinois Join date : 2012-02-18
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:39 am | |
| found the lifeless arm that the land shark had puked up. Amazingly it was whole, so she took it and stapled it to her shoulder,,,only to find,,,, | |
|  | | Finklebean Seeker

Posts : 166 Points : 218 Join date : 2012-04-14
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Sat Apr 28, 2012 7:43 am | |
| That the nerve damage cause her arm to be limp and lifeless, suddenly, the racoons dead fox friend dug itself up out of its grave and this is what he said.... | |
|  | | AngelofMercy Seeker


Posts : 175 Points : 190 Location : Wood River, Illinois Join date : 2012-02-18
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Sat Apr 28, 2012 8:26 am | |
| 'We must bury that arm, so we can dig it up, and it will become ALIVE again!" So the dead fox, and the lifeless arm and Sally all jumped into a shallow grave dug by a mass murderer, along with a few other bodies the murderer had just slain, and... | |
|  | | DeathBlooms Admin

Posts : 1536 Points : 3288 Location : Wood River IL Join date : 2011-01-24
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Sat Apr 28, 2012 4:18 pm | |
| Sally was grossed out so she jumped out of the grave and told the dead fox to steal some body parts from the grave so she can eat them and get stronger. So the fox stole some of the body parts and fed them to Sally. This tastes funky Sally said but she still continued to eat them. When she was done she... | |
|  | | AngelofMercy Seeker


Posts : 175 Points : 190 Location : Wood River, Illinois Join date : 2012-02-18
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:38 pm | |
| thought to herself....That tastes like chicken! Yum. While she was thinking of new recipes, she could use to cook the rest of the body parts, the mass murderer, and the monster found her hiding place....They grabbed the dead fox, and ran with him. Sally leaped up, running after they to take back her friend, the dead fox, and felll into a well..... | |
|  | | DeathBlooms Admin

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 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Fri May 04, 2012 12:43 pm | |
| Help! She yelled. She was covered in nasty water. "What am I going to do?" she thought. Then this blue headless fish popped out of the water and spoke to her telepathically. it said... | |
|  | | AngelofMercy Seeker


Posts : 175 Points : 190 Location : Wood River, Illinois Join date : 2012-02-18
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Fri May 04, 2012 12:58 pm | |
| ..no really it sang...."Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polley fish heads, fish heads, fish heads...eat them up Yum!" Sally screamed...and sucked up some fish potty water. "OK,OK, I'll find your head for you...just quit singing!" So then.... | |
|  | | fr3akinther00m Skull of Knowledge


Posts : 330 Points : 396 Join date : 2012-03-15
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Mon May 14, 2012 5:05 pm | |
| sally woke up. whoo , what a dream . Now sally s mom is calling her down for breakfast. sally yells back to her " coming mom, i need to wash my face first". | |
|  | | AngelofMercy Seeker


Posts : 175 Points : 190 Location : Wood River, Illinois Join date : 2012-02-18
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Tue May 15, 2012 8:39 am | |
| When she got to the bathroom...she looked in the mirror. Her mouth was sideways and her eyes were crossed......suddenly her arm fell off. "It wasn't a dream...damn" "Mommy! but it came out as "Ymmom" and her mother didn't answer her. She ran down the hall, but stumbled, and fell down the starirs....her right leg just fell off. Now she only had one arm and one leg left. Damn....I should have had a V-8 this morning." Hearing the fall, her mother came running, then stopped and looked at her....she picked up the leg, and threw it in the trash.."You were supposed to play soft ball today, but I guess you could be home base instead." She rubbed her brow, and then went to the phone to notify the coach. Sally.... | |
|  | | fr3akinther00m Skull of Knowledge


Posts : 330 Points : 396 Join date : 2012-03-15
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:31 am | |
| sally felt like nothing but a disappointment to her mother and now what was the coach going to say . He just told her last game that there is no way the team would be in first place without her. what a sad day for sally . it seems she has let everyone down just because she could not keep herself together .
just then sally started to cry...................... | |
|  | | AngelofMercy Seeker


Posts : 175 Points : 190 Location : Wood River, Illinois Join date : 2012-02-18
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:48 am | |
| and her eyes fell out onto the floor. She scooped it back up, and popped it back into her socket, and said "Nothing is going to stop me from playing ball. Unfortunately, she put her eyes in backwards, and then found she had eyes in the back of her head. "I must be a Mother," she thought...only Mom's have eyes in the back of their heads, but she didn't remember giving birth...so.... | |
|  | | fr3akinther00m Skull of Knowledge


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 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:04 pm | |
| she then decided this must just be a dream with in a dream and it is time wake the f up . so she asked her mom to pinch her, and sure as sh*t she woke right up looked at the clock and realized her game was in two hours and Her team was depending on her to help win the last game of the season. She knew today was the day for her to pitch a no hitter. first i need to find my lucky socks she thought to her self....... | |
|  | | DeathBlooms Admin

Posts : 1536 Points : 3288 Location : Wood River IL Join date : 2011-01-24
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:08 pm | |
| She frantically searched for her lucky socks. "Found them!" she shouted in excitement! She put on her lucky socks and was on her way to her baseball game. When she got there the coach yelled at her "You're late!". "I'm sooo sorry she cried" then in the distance she heard a voice shout "Popcorn!" She was really hungry too. She ditched her baseball game in search of this popcorn. Then in she came up to this chick with a worm head. "What the hell?" she thought to herself. Then the worm headed woman approached her and said...... | |
|  | | fr3akinther00m Skull of Knowledge


Posts : 330 Points : 396 Join date : 2012-03-15
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:34 am | |
| would you like some fresh from the earth pop corn??? she said sure popcorn is just what i need to get my game on. thanks worm lady. the lady squinted and acted like she did not hear what she called her .sally knew coach wanted her to win this game and that was exactly what was going to happen. see this girl was not cocky she knew she was good. she had no strike zone and a no hitters are easy to with this team. worse case scenario Ill ride my high horse right on out of here..... | |
|  | | DeathBlooms Admin

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 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Sun Jul 22, 2012 10:16 pm | |
| So she ran back to the field. The coach sent her up to bat. She picked up the baseball bat and walked over to the plate. She took a deep breath. The pitcher pitched and "WAM!" The ball hit her right in the noggin. "How could this be?" she thought as her world faded to black. She awoke in the locker room and sat up. No one was there! "Where the hell is everyone?" She thought to herself. "Hello?" she called out. There was no answer. So she got up and walked to the door. When she opened it she saw that the sky was black, and there was a black mist everywhere! She couldn't even see her hand in front of her! She slowing stepped out into the blackness. She put her hands in front of her as she walked around. "Is anyone there?" she called out. Still, there was no answer. Then all of a sudden she fell into a deep hole! She fell for what seemed to be several minutes! Finally, she reached the bottom. Dazed and confused she looked around..... | |
|  | | fr3akinther00m Skull of Knowledge


Posts : 330 Points : 396 Join date : 2012-03-15
 | Subject: Re: THE NEVER ENDING STORY Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:23 am | |
| this is more like it. I needed a break , trying to make all those people happy sucked . maby with out me around coach will realise his team sux and he can make them practice so i dont have to carry the team. It would be nice if ball was fun again and not a duty . My mom can spend some time worrying about me . its not like she will be mad i fell down this hole . and the crasy dreams maby i can take this time to sort this out . u know they say everything happens 4 a reason.
just then another voice . "i thought it was just , Everything happens ." Who said that???? It was me . My name is Fred . Ur sally I know. ur well known for ur ball skills . 2 questions ? Why u always play on a sh*tty team?? and whats ur reason?? | |
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