The Bad Advice Game

Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:30 am

body paint

Im lost in a snow storm in my own yard what should I do .?

Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:09 pm

fr3akinther00m wrote:: body paint

Im lost in a snow storm in my own yard what should I do .?

Warm yourself up by taking off all your clothes then drink your own urine when you get thirsty.

I have a tendency to flout the law. What should I do?

Seeker Posts : 166 Points : 218 Join date : 2012-04-14

Okay, first thing you want to do is to plant explosives inside of every mental hospital and when you are done, detonate all of them to go off. Then get your case to go to the supreme court, stock up on firearms, strap on some dynamite, and just before the verdict just go berserk.... If you survive, plead insanity.

Seeker Posts : 166 Points : 218 Join date : 2012-04-14

Oh yeah, my question.... every time I take lsd and look into the mirror, I am forced to do everything my reflection does... what should I do?

Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:59 pm

brake the mirror.

My cat is under my porch dead , what to do????

Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Mon Apr 16, 2012 11:00 pm

Finklebean wrote:: Okay, first thing you want to do is to plant explosives inside of every mental hospital and when you are done, detonate all of them to go off. Then get your case to go to the supreme court, stock up on firearms, strap on some dynamite, and just before the verdict just go berserk.... If you survive, plead insanity.

The best bad advice answer yet!! Twisted Evil

Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:33 am

fr3akinther00m wrote:: brake the mirror.

My cat is under my porch dead , what to do????

Get it out and put it in a box that says free kittens.

I'm in a scary house, what should I do?

Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Tue May 08, 2012 9:56 am

DeathBlooms wrote:

fr3akinther00m wrote:: brake the mirror.

My cat is under my porch dead , what to do????

Get it out and put it in a box that says free kittens.

I'm in a scary house, what should I do?

Fire indiscriminately through the walls and out the windows with a shotgun.

I'm having trouble with my computer. What should I do?

Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Tue May 08, 2012 7:06 pm

Lmao I like that answer Razz

You should pick up your computer and shake it violently. Then if it still doesn't work take it apart and rip out the wires and replace them with spaghetti

I'm lost int he jungle, what should I do?.

Seeker Posts : 166 Points : 218 Join date : 2012-04-14

DeathBlooms wrote:: Lmao I like that answer

You should pick up your computer and shake it violently. Then if it still doesn't work take it apart and rip out the wires and replace them with spaghetti

I'm lost int he jungle, what should I do?.

Find the ape-like man that swings from trees and talks to the animals and kill him... then you will rightfully become the queen of the jungle.

I am being attacked by jack-o-lopes, what should I do?

Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Wed May 09, 2012 9:47 pm

Finklebean wrote:

DeathBlooms wrote:: Lmao I like that answer

You should pick up your computer and shake it violently. Then if it still doesn't work take it apart and rip out the wires and replace them with spaghetti

I'm lost int he jungle, what should I do?.

Find the ape-like man that swings from trees and talks to the animals and kill him... then you will rightfully become the queen of the jungle.

I am being attacked by jack-o-lopes, what should I do?

Sing Michael Jacksons, Leave Me Alone at the top of your voice whilst executing the 'moon-walk'. This should knock the spirit out of those Jackalopes.
[I'd never heard of a Jackalope until now. Such a rich culture you Americans Razz

]

The voices inside my head are becoming louder by the day. What should I do?

Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Mon May 14, 2012 4:36 pm

Stick your finger in the socket and get some electo shock therapy.

I'm losing too much weight and eating doesn't help. What should I do?

Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Mon May 14, 2012 4:45 pm

quit drinking all the soda. ( just jokeing ) soda makes u skinny lol!

Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Mon May 14, 2012 4:57 pm

sorry rachel here is my question.

my friend wont shut up what should i do??

Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Sun May 20, 2012 6:43 pm

fr3akinther00m wrote:: sorry rachel here is my question.

my friend wont shut up what should i do??

Start administering small amounts of poison into her food without her knowing. Over time she will become sick and die, thus solving the problem. [lol]

How do I remove a tomato sauce [ketchup] stain from my white t-shirt?

Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Mon May 21, 2012 4:11 pm

Put mustard on it and rub it in as hard as you can. Then go outside and bury it. Leave it in the ground for three days then dig it up and set it on fire.

I can't quit smoking, what should I do?

Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Mon May 21, 2012 4:54 pm

put up no smoking signs up all over you house . lol

( Dont it will mess up our fung s way Razz

)

i cant find my soul. i had it yesterday but i think i washed in with my pants and now i cant find it any where what should i do. ????

Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Mon May 21, 2012 5:10 pm

Summon Satan and ask him to find your soul and in exchange give him your friend's soul.

I'm constipated, what should I do? Razz

Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Wed May 23, 2012 12:07 am

Do some voodoo on it.

In coin tosses, I can never decide to whether call heads or tails. What should I do?

Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Wed May 23, 2012 10:04 pm

get a 2 headed coin and always call right arm.

the slow guy down the street mows my yard totally did not weed eat and he said he got hit by drunk driver and hurt his arm so he cant . but he is ok and still not came back . and i paid him already what should i do?????

Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Wed May 23, 2012 11:38 pm

fr3akinther00m wrote:: get a 2 headed coin and always call right arm.

the slow guy down the street mows my yard totally did not weed eat and he said he got hit by drunk driver and hurt his arm so he cant . but he is ok and still not came back . and i paid him already what should i do?????

Invite him to dinner then reach over and twist that arm of his. If he's not in any real pain then wrestle him to the ground while someone else takes the money from his wallet - then boot him out the door.

I want to renounce my citizenship and not belong to any country, but they wont let me. What should I do?

Fallen Angel Posts : 48 Points : 67 Join date : 2012-05-20

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Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Fri May 25, 2012 12:17 am

Ask her on a date and tell her it wasn't a mean fuck you, but it was a nice fuck you. Razz

I can't play guitar and I want to learn but don't have the money for lessons, what should I do?

Fallen Angel Posts : 48 Points : 67 Join date : 2012-05-20

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Subject: Re: The Bad Advice Game Sat May 26, 2012 4:37 am

Tell her yes to the marrage proposal, then at the wedding dress up like a drag queen and tell her that her dress is hideous and that she would look better in a barney costume.

My friends are trying to make me do 8 lines of coke and I don't want to but they keep pushing it on me. What should I do?

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