'My real mother is a green alien'

Subject: 'My real mother is a green alien' Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:09 pm

Quote :: A LABOUR politician has stunned his town council colleagues by claiming his “real mother” is a 9ft green alien with eight fingers.

Councillor Simon Parkes, who was elected to represent Stakesby ward on Whitby Town Council last month, said although he has had hundreds of close encounters with extra-terrestrials, it will not interfere with his mission to help residents at the seaside resort.

Speaking on YouTube, Coun Parkes said he first saw an alien at the age of eight months, when “a traditional kite-shaped face”, with huge eyes, tiny nostrils and a thin mouth appeared over his cot.

Subject: Re: 'My real mother is a green alien' Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:42 pm

hes prob right. if u can rember being 8 months old , u prob are part alien. they say ur memory starts at you first trama.